I have, admittedly, a slight fetish for trivial efficiency. Nothing major; I usually set up my coffee and my bowl of cereal next to each other, so that I only have to get the milk out of the \'fridge once, that sort of thing. I never manage to make it to work on time or anything like that, but I do get a tiny amount of joy from \"optimizing\" my daily routine in unimportant ways.

Which is why the following video has made me ridiculously happy. A fellow completes his entire morning routine in four minutes, fifty-two seconds. Worth watching for the bit where he puts on his pants while brushing his teeth, and the bit where he pre-ties his tie.