The City that Rarely Sleeps

Why am I posting a snippet of private conversation between me and my friend on the Internet, without asking permission? Well,

A) It's a pretty amusing rant.
B) He called to give me this rant at one o'clock in the gaddam morning!

I'm almost entirely certain that he wasn't drunk while he left me this message, as he was driving at the time. Then again, with this particular friend one can never be entirely certain.

The City that Rarely Sleeps.