Christopher Walken uses Twitter. I now think that he is even cooler than I thought he was ten minutes ago; not because he uses Twitter, but because he says things like:

She said I should talk more about my cat; that people like that sort of thing here. I didn't know I still had a cat. Explains a few things.

Er, just to be clear, it is quite probable that when I say "Christopher Walken uses Twitter" I don't actually mean the actor Christopher Walken. It is, after all, quite easy to register "cwalken" anywhere, for anything, by anyone. Still, it amuses me to imagine that it's really him.