Concerning the Matter of Poisonous Teddy Bears

I really wanted to post this to adorablog, but I don't have a type pad account.
At any rate, apparently the Slow Loris is a darling, distant relation: a prosimmian, like a sloth. They also have poison glands in their elbows. They suck on their forearms, fill their mouths with poison, and then bite things.
Arrgh! The burning cuteness!