When I tell people that I'm changing my name to "Dionysus", they are naturally curious about the full story. I couldn't possibly relate it to them in person, so I put it all up on the web, and I've made business cards to pass out to people. If they are really interested, they can go home and read my life's story. If not, that's ok too.
For the printing, I used Prints Made Easy--they gave me 100 double-sided business cards based on my own graphic for $18.99, including shipping.
All of this necessitated a new business card holder, which I got for cheap at the Alley. The only problem was that it had a "Choppers Western" logo, whatever that may be. A little hardware cut and pasting fixed that right up.