Benjamin2003-06-20
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HULK
I was writing friends earlier today, talking about the new Hulk movie, and thinking aobut my new vocabulary words. I said this:
I would much rather watch _The Pathetical Hulk_, where mild-mannered Bruce Banner turns into a green-skinned master of elocution, and the Mole Men all throw down their weapons, shrieking, 'Not Hermes, prolocuter to the gods, could use persuasions more pathetical!'.
It just occurred to me that I wouldn't mind watching _The Inedible Hulk_, either. 'One move, Banner, and I kill these innocent hostages.' 'Oh yeah? Well... er... you can't eat me?' Then there's the _Oedipal Hulk_, but I'd rather not get into that one...

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