So I just found out that the best video game ever made, Robot Unicorn Attack, has a sequel--Robot Unicorn Heavy Metal!

My high score for the original is 65,467. I\'m just sayin\'.

Anyway, the new one is cute, but a pale imitation of the original glory. It\'s worth noting that I\'d never heard Erasure\'s Always before I played RUA, and assumed that the song had been written specifically for the game. It\'s that perfect.

\"Open your eyes... I can see that your eyes are open!\"